Thursday, September 24, 2009

Oreo and Jazzmine

We hear Oreo’s voice as a cute high-pitched ‘meuw meuw’, but in his ears he is generating a joist-rattling roar that leaves us quaking in fear in its wake. 


When we do something nice for the dog (feed her, pet her, walk her), her tail-wagging response is reminscent of Sally Field at the Oscars, “Wow! They like me! They REALLY like me!”





Oreo, on the other hand, sees any act of kindness as minimal tribute - enforced by the shock and awe of his fearsome roar.  His attitude is more like Caligula or Dick Cheney, “Let them hate us … so long as they fear, and obey.”

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