Catheter Funnies

#1

That Instant of Panic ... when you feel the tug in your groin that tells you you're reached the end of your catheter leash ... just as you realize that you have shifted your balance, and committed to that next step further from 'base camp.  

#2

So, they sent me home with a catheter sticking up inside my penis, and a list of post-surgical instructions. 

My favorite instruction says that I can 'resume sexual activity' by now ...

but they didn't provide any 'adaptive' instructions regarding how to make that work with the dick leash.